Just for fun, I took one of those novelty writing tests. The ones that claim to analyse a section of text in order to compare you to a famous writer. Apparently I write in a similar style to Chuck Palahniuk, the writer who penned Fight Club. It’s an interesting comparison, but one I didn’t take too seriously.
I did, however, do a little research on the work of Mr Palahniuk and stumbled upon the official fan site. There was a rather fun personality test posted by one of its members, under recent discussions. I couldn’t resist answering the questions, and decided to share them with you. You can find the test here.
Does a spider in a hooded fleece sweatshirt make it adorable, or extra spooky?
Depends. Is the spider also wearing a backpack?
What the hell happened last night?
Do you laugh at inappropriate times out of nervousness?
Nothing exists in the universe except you and a pine cone. What do you name it?
Finish this sentence: “Well fuck, if I’d known that I would have…eaten the other one”
Take a cheap shot at your least favorite person.
I don’t do anything cheaply.
Something you know that you’re pretty sure most others don’t is…my trousers are too tight!
Your vehicle mechanic tells you your car is a son-of-a-bitch, are you offended?
I’m more worried than offended. My car can take care of herself.
Cats or dogs?
Is existence limited to perception?
More to the point, if a tree falls in a forest when no one is around, does it make a sound?
Your favorite past time.
That really isn’t hard to figure out.
If you give yourself a standing ovation, what does that make you?
Fight or flight?
One of two cartoons on repeat for the remainder of your lifetime: Spongebob Squarepants, or Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers.
It would have to be Chip and Dale. I don’t have anything against Spongebob, but that laugh…bah..bah…bah…bah…can you hear it? SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP.
A unique personality test, and I’m not sure what it says about me – but it was fun. What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever been asked?
Thanks for reading