A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other.

She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." Naked lady says... The joke is actually a line out of the Breakfast Club, voiced by the character John Bender as he is crawling through an air vent. he is interrupted when he falls through the vent and … Continue reading A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other.

A Sweeping Glance

Daily Prompt: Those Dishes Won't do Themselves (Unfortunately) What’s the household task you most dislike doing? Why do you think that is — is it the task itself, or something more? Cleaning toilets - definitely. I don't need to analyse that too deeply to find the reason. I have an overactive imagination and it runs riot whenever … Continue reading A Sweeping Glance