A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other.

She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, “I suppose you won’t be needing a drink.” Naked lady says… The joke is actually a line out of the Breakfast Club, voiced by the character John Bender as he is crawling through an air vent. he is interrupted when he falls through the vent andContinue reading “A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other.”

A Sweeping Glance

Daily Prompt: Those Dishes Won’t do Themselves (Unfortunately) What’s the household task you most dislike doing? Why do you think that is — is it the task itself, or something more? Cleaning toilets – definitely. I don’t need to analyse that too deeply to find the reason. I have an overactive imagination and it runs riot wheneverContinue reading “A Sweeping Glance”